You probably didn't know I existed before finding this site. If that is indeed the case: greetings. One faceless internet inhabitant to another. And thus we will probably remain.

I suppose I could tell you a little bit about myself.

Here are some things I like:

Here are some things I don't like:

And finally, here are some oddly specific random facts about myself.

I also exist on:

...if you're interested in the kind of music I like.

...if you're interested in my singular opinions and crappy memes.

...if you're interested in existentialist poetry and morbid short stories I wrote over a year ago.

...if you're interested in, well. ;)